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Fridays at Galweather- Ep. 6- Mystery Drink 2

rejectedjokes:

Here is the season finale of our House of Lies web series- Fridays at Galweather. In this episode, Clyde (Ben Schwartz) gives Doug (Josh Lawson) a shot at redemption in the form of a new mystery drink.

Watch previous episodes of Fridays at Galweather below-

EPISODE 1- SEXUAL HARASSMENT

EPISODE 2- THE APPLICANT

EPISODE 3- BLACKOUT (with Kristen Bell)

EPISODE 4- MYSTERY DRINK 1

EPISODE 5- STRIPPER

If Breakup Ballads Were More Realistic (And Way Crazier)

[via: Cracked]

Celebrity flight roulette from Late Night with Conan O’Brien.

Happy valentines day!

[via: TeamCoco]

Fridays at Galweather- Ep. 5- Stripper

rejectedjokes:

Episode five of our House of Lies web series, Fridays at Galweather, follows Clyde (Ben Schwartz) and Doug (Josh Lawson) as they hire a stripper for Marty’s (Don Cheadle) surprise birthday party.

Watch previous episodes of Fridays at Galweather below-

EPISODE 1- SEXUAL HARASSMENT

EPISODE 2- THE APPLICANT

EPISODE 3- BLACKOUT (with Kristen Bell)

EPISODE 4- MYSTER DRINK 1

Jean-Ralphio is the Amazing Spiderman

rejectedjokes:

The wonderful people at CollegeHumor edited this together at breakneck speed after so many people tweeted/posted about Jean-Ralphio kinda looking like the Amazing Spiderman. To those editors (especially Sam Jacobson, I know it was you, you sly dog) I say kudos and thank you. To everyone else I say enjoy the trailer now as it will inevitably be taken down for breaking 1000 copyright laws.

Jean-Ralphio is the Amazing Spiderman

The resemblance is uncanny.

Fridays at Galweather- Ep. 4- Mystery Drink 1

rejectedjokes:

Here’s the fourth episode of our Showtime web series- Fridays at Galweather. This episode has Clyde (Ben Schwartz) pressuring Doug (Josh Lawson) to take a sip of a mysterious beverage that has been lying around for a month.

Watch previous episodes of Fridays at Galweather below-

EPISODE 1- SEXUAL HARASSMENT

EPISODE 2- THE APPLICANT

EPISODE 3- BLACKOUT (with Kristen Bell)

Fresh Impressions on Brandmarks (from my 5-year-old)

[via: YouTube

90’s Megamix…on a melodica.

[via: YouTube]

thedailywhat:

Inappropriate Wooing of the Day: The signature wooing noise made by the live audience (or laugh track) of cheesy sitcoms inserted into some pretty inappropriate scenes from Saved By The Bell.

[hyst.]

wiseacre:

I don’t sing, and this is why.

I wish all singers would say “see ya” and then continue singing as they walk off and back on the stage.